- Did you hear about the dog that tried to bite the fog?
- A shoe factory in my town burned down.
Over 1,000 soles were lost.
- Don't make fun of sausages, they're just trying to make ends meet.
- When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
- A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. "Five beers, please!"
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
Because the p is silent.
- What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
- "I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad."
- What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
- What's the difference between a musician and a corpse
One composes while the other Decomposes
- Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.