• Did you hear about the dog that tried to bite the fog?


  • A shoe factory in my town burned down.

Over 1,000 soles were lost.

  • Don't make fun of sausages, they're just trying to make ends meet.
  • When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

  • A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. "Five beers, please!"
  • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?

Because the p is silent.

  • What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs.

  • "I'm hungry."

"Hi hungry, I'm dad."

  • What do you call a man with a rubber toe?


  • What's the difference between a musician and a corpse

One composes while the other Decomposes

  • Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.